Friday, March 13, 2009

wanna hear another dumb blonde joke?


BIG Brother babe Chantelle Houghton ducked out of a rollercoaster ride yesterday because she was scared her boobs would blow up! The sexy star said she didn’t think her implants could take the G-Force on the new SAW horror thrill ride.
The 25-year-old said as she wasn’t wearing a sports bra, she and her F-cup boobs had breast sit it out.
“My boobs will give me a black eye with all those spins or act as someone’s airbag,” she sighed.

And missing out on Britain’s newest thrill ride has made her think about a breast reduction.

“I’m an E/F cup at the moment,” she said. “But I’m seriously considering going down to a C.

“I can’t run properly and don’t fit into tops I want to wear. The implants were an impulsive move I’m starting to regret, even if they do look sexy.”

i bet when she said that she knew right away that she was gonna keep the implants.

if anything the roller coaster ride would have probably malfunctioned due to the large breasts she has. which make her look so hot.

i bet when God was so busy designing her he ran out of brain and got lazy to buy more at the grocery store.

i guess with all the news reports of women's breast implants blowing up during roller coaster rides has made her smarter and safer amusement park enthusiast.

im pretty sure all the guys out there could think of something else that could blow up on her breasts.... (then i Jizz in My Pants!)

i guess she never saw the episode of mythbusters where they try to blow up breast implants through all sorts of tests. im telling you discovery channel can replace school.


original post: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/72744/Chantelle-G-Force-will-make-my-boobs-explode/


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